Beware MorphMonkey's invitations to morph you and a friend into love children on Facebook. The American Social Health Association has infected the MorphMonkey app with chlamydia, transmitted each time you make spawn with it. ASHA's video tutorial doesn't explain why Facebook condoms can't protect you from Facebook VD, or how the kids used to deal with virtual infections back in the days of AOL chatrooms and fingering each other's Unix .plan files, but it is sort of sexy in an afterschool special way: