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PR Email: Wake Up Early to Hear How to Stop People From Wasting Your Time

Tom Scocca · 09/28/15 02:01PM

Today in public relations: an email providing a “gentle reminder” to RSVP to an unsolicited invitation to go to Midtown at 8:30 a.m. for a publicity event for a book on the subject of “How to Stop Spending Time You Don’t Have with People You Don’t Like Doing Things You Don’t Want to Do.”

Just How Stoned Was Bruce Willis This Morning?

Mike Byhoff · 02/22/10 12:25PM

There was something that was just a bit... off about Bruce Willis' appearance on Good Morning America today. He was attempting to promote Cop Out, but it seemed like someone slipped a Xanax—or six, into his morning coffee.