Chinese Goat Has a Monkey on his Back
nightintern · 06/29/10 09:30AMThis Chinese circus trick involves one big goat, one monkey, a cup, and a trainer. What goes down is almost as magical as the Great Wall.
This Chinese circus trick involves one big goat, one monkey, a cup, and a trainer. What goes down is almost as magical as the Great Wall.
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