monkeys
Chimera Monkeys Are Coming for Your Baby
Hamilton Nolan · 01/06/12 04:00PMPigeons, Like Monkeys, Are Better at Math Than You
Max Read · 12/23/11 09:45AMWill Science Survive Without Killing Monkeys?
Hamilton Nolan · 12/15/11 04:09PMThanks for the Image of Newt Gingrich's Filthy Monkey Butt, David Axelrod
Jim Newell · 12/13/11 02:00PMWidow of Man Who Unleashed Horde of Tigers in Ohio Wants Pets Back
Maureen O'Connor · 10/27/11 03:57PMReal Talk: Dead People Don't Need Surgery
Hamilton Nolan · 10/07/11 04:09PMComment of the Day: The Infinite Monkeys Explained
Richard Lawson · 09/26/11 05:40PMMonkeys on Typewriters 'Close to Reproducing Shakespeare'
Maureen O'Connor · 09/26/11 12:01PMOver 200 Animals Found at Home with Fatally Ill 14-Year-Old
Max Read · 09/10/11 02:59PMCops in Berwyn, Ill. responded to a report of an unresponsive 14-year-old boy on Thursday night. They apparently found him—dying—outside the home. Investigating inside they discovered more than 200 animals in the 1,100-square foot home.
Missing Park Slope Baby Is Actually a Monkey Doll
Maureen O'Connor · 08/03/11 05:09PMScientists Invent Utterly Useless Time Machine
Hamilton Nolan · 07/15/11 03:38PMBaboon Captured after Three Days in New Jersey
Max Read · 07/02/11 03:01PMAfter a three-day adventure in the wilds of New Jersey, officials were able to tranquilize and capture a baboon that had escaped from Six Flags Great Adventure. The monkey seems to have had a grand adventure, traveling across backyards, down highways, and over a golf course on a general course east, possibly toward Manasquan, which has one of the nicer beaches on the shore. Thus far Great Adventure is unable to confirm, officially, that the baboon is a resident of its safari park, but spokeswoman Kristin B. Siebeneicher said it "seems likely that it is one of the Safari's baboons." We should hope! [ABC6; Newark Star-Ledger]
The First Advertising Campaign Aimed at Monkeys
Max Read · 06/27/11 09:47PMSwedish Police Having Trouble Determining Robber's Species
Lauri Apple · 05/08/11 01:05PMThe Hangover II Teaser: This Time It's a Monkey
Richard Lawson · 02/24/11 03:01PMMischievous Little Monkeys Pants Unsuspecting Beach Goer
Kristina Grosspietsch · 02/14/11 10:10AMOnce again, monkeys prove themselves to be the biggest pranksters of the animal kingdom, this time pulling the spandex shorts right off this old, pale-cheeked sunbather. [NSFW]
Monkey in Girl's Mask is Ready to Take Your Order
Leah Beckmann · 02/09/11 11:05AMThis restaurant is all monkey business. And also, this server won't stop monkeying around at this restaurant in Japan. Whichever the monkey joke you prefer, this mask-wearing waitress is a monkey.
Watch a Ridiculous Segment About the Sex Life of Animals Featuring "Matt Lauer, The Love Monkey"
Whitney Jefferson · 02/08/11 12:10PMEarlier on Today, all of the hosts gathered around for a segment about monogamy and animals. As the animals climb all over Al, Meredith, Matt, and Ann — the anchor's collective faces of discomfort are worth 1000 words.
Here's a Monkey Swarm
Adrian Chen · 01/29/11 11:58AMBecause it's Saturday, here is a guy getting swarmed by monkeys. We have no further information on the monkey swarm, except that it looks really fun. Maybe this will be the hot new toy this Christmas: A monkey swarm?