OK. Look: "Sarah Jessica Parker came complete with a mohawk... 'Trying to emulate the punk rock icon Debbie Harry,' she told CBS 2." It's thrilling to see Sarah Jessica Parker's AI software briefly hang, so that she applies the exactly correct verb "emulate" to her behavior-behavior. But: That is not a fucking mohawk.

Four people are dead and two more injured following a shooting spree across two towns in New York state, and police are still searching for the suspect. A fire and possible explosion at a Mohawk, N.Y. apartment building is said to be connected to the spree.