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Marco Rubio Should Focus His Campaign on One Thing: Winning Dancing With the Stars

Jordan Sargent · 03/09/16 09:40AM

With Marco Rubio’s campaign for the presidency likely drawing its last breaths, the candidate’s focus should be squarely on a single, attainable victory—one that is still well within reach. Not a surprise upset of Donald Trump in Rubio’s home state of Florida, but instead a far more glorious triumph—on the mega-popular reality show Dancing With the Stars.