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Bill Maher Picks Mitt Romney's Perfect Running Mate: Himself
Matt Toder · 06/29/12 10:27PMOn tonight's Real Time, Bill Maher closed by picking the perfect running mate for Mitt Romney: Maher himself. So what if they disagree on every major issue? Mitt has disagreed with himself just as much.
Jon Stewart Discusses Partisan Bickering in the Wake of the Supreme Court's Obamacare Ruling
Matt Toder · 06/28/12 10:30PMWe're all aware of the Supreme Court's Obamacare ruling today (and the fuck ups by CNN and Fox News) but what happened in spin alley after the decision came down? On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart took a survey of some Republican reactions, focusing on Mitt Romney's completely predictable (and contradictory) remarks.
Stephen Colbert Explains the Massive Donation Gap Between the Republicans and the Democrats
Matt Toder · 06/27/12 11:00PMIt isn't news that Mitt Romney is raking in donations by the millions, far more than Obama has brought in. On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert examined the reasons behind this and the creative ways Obama is trying to catch up.
65% of Americans Think Obama Would Handle an Alien Invasion Better Than Romney
Caity Weaver · 06/27/12 09:37PMWhich Presidential Candidate Is Better At Pandering to Latino Voters?
Matt Toder · 06/25/12 10:28PMBoth President Obama and Mitt Romney spoke at the NALEO conference last week just before the Supreme Court's decision about Arizona's controversial immigration laws. So who did a better job of getting his message across? On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart broke it down.
Mitt Romney's Sons Do What He Won't and Appear on a Late Night Show
Matt Toder · 06/21/12 01:01AMEven though their father has been conspicuously absent from most non-Fox News media outlets, his five sons appeared on tonight's Conan. To start off, Conan does the only sensible thing and hands out name tags then goes right after their collective love of khakis.
Stephen Colbert Celebrates the Olympic Ascendence of Mitt Romney's Dressage Horse
Matt Toder · 06/19/12 11:26PMMitt Romney Wants to Talk About the Economy Way More Than The Other Guy
Louis Peitzman · 06/16/12 10:32AMStephen Colbert's New Favorite Athlete Is Mitt Romney's Dressage Horse
Matt Toder · 06/12/12 11:07PMWith the news that a dressage horse co-owned by Ann Romney might be heading to the Olympics, Stephen Colbert has a new favorite sport. He's so committed to what is obviously America's new pastime that he's even whipped up an exciting new anthem which is sure to entice every Joe Sixpack out there.
Jon Stewart Explains the Life Cycle of the Political Gaffe
Matt Toder · 06/11/12 10:28PMThe political gaffe, once something that had the power to ruin careers and destroy campaigns, can now come and go in a single day. Since that's exactly what happened with something President Obama said the other day, Jon Stewart took a moment on tonight's Daily Show to take us through the life cycle of the political gaffe.
Romney Proclaims 'The Message of Wisconsin,' But Scott Walker Disagrees
Louis Peitzman · 06/10/12 04:38PMMike Huckabee More Likely to Tour With Madonna Than Be Romney's VP Pick
Louis Peitzman · 06/10/12 11:16AMStephen Colbert Takes Exception to the New York Times' Treatment of Mitt Romney
Matt Toder · 06/07/12 11:22PMStephen Colbert doesn't trust the New York Times, and hasn't for a while. On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen explained their latest offense: attacking Mitt Romney for nothing more than the size of one of his homes and the massive renovation that he has undertaken there.
Mitt Romney Is a Narc
Max Read · 06/07/12 09:39AMWhat's it like to be Mitt Romney's neighbor? Pretty shitty, according to a Times article about the candidate's $12 million, three-bedroom house (once occupied by Richard Gere) in the San Diego suburb of La Jolla. For one thing, he is trying to "quadruple the size" of the house, which is annoying to everyone. And for another thing, he is a dick about people smoking pot on the beach:
Mitt Romney's Hotmail Hacker Would Like You to Know That He Is Very, Very Sorry
John Cook · 06/06/12 03:55PMYesterday, a tipster sent us a note indicating that he had successfully accessed Mitt Romney's Hotmail and DropBox accounts after guessing the answer to a security question—Romney's favorite pet. The Romney campaign later confirmed that "the proper authorities are investigating [the] crime." Now that tipster has written a letter of apology to Romney. Here it is.