Oh, Jeez, Mitch Albom Is All Hot and Bothered by 50 Shades of Grey
Max Read · 06/26/12 05:48PMRich liar Mitch Albom, once described by H.P. Lovecraft as "a grotesque scaly body with rudimentary wings," has written a column about 50 Shades of Grey. Reading it is like coming across a big shotgun next to a tiny barrel with an enormous, beautiful fish inside, only the fish has already hung itself from a tiny noose.