Masturbating Man Arrested for Stealing Underwear from High School Locker Room
Brian Moylan · 03/25/11 05:34PMPeople are into some crazy stuff, but John Gallagher, 19, was arrested for breaking into his old high school in Missouri, stealing boys' underwear from their lockers, and masturbating on them. He was charged with burglary and unlawfully entering a high school. Being stuck in the past and a general pervert aren't crimes yet, which is just sort of sad.