"You can almost count the calories on your fingers and toes," claims an ad for Miller Genuine Draft Light. Quite an ambitious statement! Or you could call it "totally false." But it all depends on how freakishly high your total number of fingers and toes is—perhaps some severely mutated babies born in the wake of the Chernobyl disaster could indeed make the claim true. MGD's full ad, with its boldly stated mathematical impossibility, is below.

Of course we can. Here's a detailed account of what two of Hollywood's most eligible bachelors did on their night on the town. Art galleries, In-N-Out burgers, Kinkos, and a pair of smiling stars, enjoying their charmed lives to the fullest. Now that's more like it! [WOW Report]