milk

Fun-Loving Scientists Invent 'Breast on a Chip'

Hamilton Nolan · 01/26/11 03:24PM

Old galaxies! Nabokov butterflies! Milk safety! Insomnia relief! Cell timers! Solar sails! Bat naps! Math extinctions! Ovulation dreams! Breast chips! It's your Wednesday Science Watch, where we watch science—wackily, come on!

Gus Van Sant's Restless: Death & the Teenagers

Richard Lawson · 10/19/10 11:04AM

Here's a trailer for Restless, a surprisingly sappy-looking teen romance about a girl dying of cancer who falls in love with a death-obssesed boy who hangs out with the ghost of a Kamikaze pilot. Yeah, it's one of those.

Drink Enough Milk or Die

Hamilton Nolan · 07/12/10 02:43PM

Cholesterol kids! Weight loss drugs! Glucosamine failure! Skin cancer diversity! Proper sneeze coverage! And your daily milk needs, revealed! It's your Monday Health Watch column, where we watch your health: with supplemental protein!

Milk Explosion

nightintern · 06/23/10 10:30AM

I guess he hates it when his girlfriend drink out of the carton. Is he a jerk? Yes, but a funny jerk.

Kids Do Their Own Rendition of "Wasssup" Commercial

Spencer Lund · 01/12/10 10:00AM

This is obviously the result of the Budweiser "Whassup" commercials a couple of years ago, but the parents do it so well we don't mind the YouTube whoring of the kids. We just hope none of them join the Mickey Mouse club.

Weapon of Mass Lactation

John Cook · 10/06/09 09:05AM

A farmer sprays milk on police forces during a protest against falling milk prices outside the European Union headquarters yesterday Brussels. [Via Cryptome; Photo by Georges Gobet, AFP/Getty Images.]

Poors Drowning In Bull Semen

Hamilton Nolan · 09/29/09 02:54PM

The Way We Live Now: Breaking astounding barriers of the mind and soul! Money scientists have discovered who has it worst in this recession: the poor. That's right, the poor. Surprise. It is the fault of cows—girl cows.

Milk Screenwriter Dustin Lance Black Caught in Flagrante Delicto

Richard Lawson · 06/12/09 04:03PM

Yikes. Dustin Lance Black, the dreamy Oscar-winning screenwriter of Milk, has just been betrayed by someone he knows... yeah, in that sense. Someone has sold sex pics to a photo agency, and now bad old Perez Hilton has found them.

'Milk,' 'The Reader' Flunk Wide-Release Test

STV · 02/02/09 02:18PM

It sounded like a good idea at the time: Hide your awards-hopeful in the major markets, then let it fly into wide release with as much Oscar-nomination momentum as possible. Alas.