The Oregon militia standoff continues, technically, as four people continue to occupy the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. But despite their best efforts, helpfully documented in a series of idiotic YouTube videos, no one—not even the FBI—really cares anymore.

Last week, we sent Oregon’s armed freeloaders a little package of goods to help them get through an entire winter of holding a nature trail hostage. At 8:05 a.m. yesterday, they received our thoughtful gifts.