Today at Gawker.TV, Bones investigates the murder of a Jersey Shore lookalike, The Salahis feel vindicated by the finale of the Real Housewives of D.C., mud wrestling on Community, and David Archuleta mistakes Steven Tyler for a woman.

Well, it's finally come to an end. After several terrible months, Bravo's great, great shame has lurched across the finish line and, predictably, nothing was resolved, explained, answered, etc. Everyone just keeps being awful and there is no justice.

Andy Cohen let Michaele and Tareq Salahi into the Bravo Clubhouse for another edition of Watch What Happens Live. The pair admits they feel vindicated by the Housewives finale. Did you? Bonus: The Michaele Salahi Party-Crasher Barbie doll!

Our favorite Jack-O-Lantern Michaele Salahi lost another invite. Worry not, darlings! Her perma-DC-smile will get her into the White House dinner without one! Right?! Watch her spill the beans...and fail miserably when the time comes to pick them up.

Notably press-shy and very talented person, Michaele Salahi (of the Real Housewives of DC) obliged an interview with the Today Show's online greenroom. Inside, she talks Playboy, Dancing With The Stars and Katie Couric.

Michaele and Moneybags Salahi are smiling like it's their job today, showing America: it matters not how low you go—only how good you look doing it. Michaele knocks out several rumors with one justification... Multiple Sclerosis. Watch inside.

Elisabeth Moss files for divorce. Jailbound Lindsay Lohan gets a facial. Michael Jackson's kids will take the stand to discuss his drug use. Tuesday gossip puts its best face and worst faith forward.

Last night we thought it was the finale, but we were wrong. It was just another episode full of the typical horrors. But vaguely interesting horrors. Good lord, are we starting to like this show?

Yesterday brought the news that Real Housewives of DC star and White House party crasher Michaele Salahi suffers from Multiple Sclerosis. On tonight's episode of Watch What Happens: Live, Salahi's Housewives costar Cat Ommanney coldly asserted her skepticism. Video inside.

Today at Gawker.TV, Tim Gunn calls the Michale and Tareq Salahi "sociopaths" as they listen remotely, Regis Philbin has penis envy for Jimmy Fallon's speedo, and Martha Stewart drunkenly reveals tales her modeling days in the Mad Men era.

See the shopping bags in this picture? The stuff inside is worth more than your college education. Are Annette Bening and Warren Beatty on the rocks? Will Christina Hendricks do nude scenes? Thursday gossip asks hard questions.

Episode Five of this Mid-Atlantic torture chamber descended upon us last night and it was as crazy (or crazier?) as everything that came before it. Accusations were hurled, wigs were worn, and someone went to the hospital.

Tim Gunn worries about running into Anna at Fashion Week. Angelina Jolie has barely any friends. 29-year-old Kim Kardashian gets Botox. Snooki insulted to be compared to Lindsay Lohan. TGIFriday gossip.

Last night was episode four of our terrible case study in what happens when everyone's brains turn out the lights and naked, stupid id is allowed to run amok around the Capital region. What a mess.

Tonight's Real Housewives of DC saw a burgeoning friendship between the Party-crashing Salahis and the bemused Turners. As usual, the Salahis spent the episode humiliating themselves with awkward dancing and the most nonsensical political babble you'll ever hear.

J.Lo's assistants aren't allowed significant others or vacations. Fred Armisen dumped Elisabeth Moss for a younger SNL cast member. Montana Fishburne explains the weird spots on her butt. Naomi Campbell cheats on her taxes. Thursday gossip rules with fear.

On tonight's Real Housewives of DC poor Paul the "Celebrity Hairstylist" (sic?) had his birthday party invaded by the likes of feuding Linda and Michaele. The two just went at each other, par for the course now. Video inside.

Lady Gaga crowd surfs in pasties and fishnet, and gets licked. Dina Lohan plans a family garage sale. Katy Perry's new song is about how bad her ex-boyfriend was in bed. Monday gossip is orally fixated.

Well, that happened. Bravo unrolled its fifth entry in their wildly successful reality franchise and it was, well, something of a death knell, methinks. For the series, for DC, for women in general. It was just plumb awful, wasn't it?

Bravo's latest celebration of maternal materialism , The Real Housewives of DC, has arrived, and notorious party crasher and Whoopi Goldberg nemesis Michaele Salahi has good company in Cat, a Brit fresh to the DC scene who offends everyone always.