[Grieving Vice President Joe Biden wept at the public memorial service for his eldest son, who died Saturday of brain cancer. Beau Biden was 46. The receiving line was scheduled to end at 5 p.m., but the VP and his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, planned to stay in the receiving line “until the crowd stops coming,” according to pool reports. Photo by Patrick Semansky/AP Images.]

This weekend, Princeton's class of 2006 celebrates its five-year reunion with a standard-issue bacchanal. This year's theme: "'06 Feet Under." Cute, right? Except when they announce the '06 reunion memorial service, which now looks like it is being introduced with a wacky pun.