Guess what we have for you this evening? Comments! Oh blessed blog comments. Two, in fact. Two comments that make ya laugh and make ya think and make ya wish the work day was over so the internet could disappear.

Every day you Facetwitter comments on our blog page! All day! Some of them are bad, some of them are good, and others are Best. So let's look now at today's two best completely-arbitrarily-picked comments. One's about cleaning! Sort of.