If you expect the results of that headline to be anything but spectacular, stop reading, click past the jump now. Anna Paquin's doggy ring, Khloe Kardashian, Neve Campbell, Snoop Dogg, BBC sitcoms. Presenting your ridiculous Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:

We're still one father-daughter pairing short of a media-certified trend, but as of this morning "celeb blurred family boundaries" is tracking on the Hollywood horrors power rankings chart with a big up arrow.