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Boston Mayor Doesn't Want Free Vibrators Distributed, Apparently Hates Female Self-Tickling

Camille Dodero · 10/18/12 02:25PM

Massachusetts, you sure have been wacky this week. You're a major accomplice in this week's "Binders full of women" deluge (which Romney lied about too). You had brother-and-sister thieves pretending to be screwing in a bathroom to avoid jail time. Plus those roving coyotes, dumped lottery winners, cartoony bus-driver assaults, and your awful accents are ruining the flow of American Horror Story. And now you don't like a little private tickling?