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6-Year-Old Boy Throws a Crying Fit Because He Can't Get Married

Jay Hathaway · 10/10/14 03:44PM

Dean is inconsolable because he's only 6, and he'll only be 7, which makes it—hold on, doing some quick math here—approximately 800 billion weeks before he can finally get married. That's forever! That's at least a thousand million days!