A crazy Maury episode played out in real life when a producer accidentally arranged for an extremely dysfunctional couple to stay at the same hotel the night before their taping.

Meet 13-year-old Maury guest Cel'andrea who says her idol is Snooki.

This man claims his fear of turkeys has prevented him from enjoying grocery shopping, family outings, and even Jets games. With the holidays around the corner, Rachael Ray is determined make him learn how to embrace the fowl.

Tomorrow's episode of Maury features Real Housewives NeNe Leakes, Ramona Singer and Danielle Staub making over real-life housewives. Maury promoted this clip showing Danielle and Lori Michaels doing an acoustic MTV Unplugged style version of their single "Real Close."

Today's Maury featured Louis, aka "Fat Man," and fiancee Rachel. Rachel, who recently battled cancer, realized Louis cheated on her when she came home from the hospital to find another woman.

On today's Maury, Angela accused her future sister-in-law, Alisha, of cheating with her husband. No more explanation is necessary, just an emphasis on the insane intensity of the sister-in-law. Watch her crazy antics.

Naquita, 14, has accused Xavier, 17, aka "Swagger McDagger," of getting her pregnant. He claims that "he's a man" and will take responsibility if the baby is his. Oh yeah, he also has two other kids.

Oh, the kids these days. They're constantly sexting each other and they just won't get off the Facebook. And now they start violent flash mobs with bb guns and brag about it on the Twitter. Meet Bad Boy Butta.

Today Maury focused on making over 14 year old girls who dress too sexily. Watch in horror, but be prepared to meet some pretty flawless logic.