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Man in Kentucky Arrested for Breaking Into Firehouse, Allegedly Masturbating On Firemen's Gear (UPDATE: Was the Alleged Firehouse Masturbator a Gay Porn Star?)

Taylor Berman · 02/20/13 10:08PM

Last weekend, 27-year-old Nicholas Gonzales got drunk in Louisville, Kentucky. Then, as drunk people tend to do, he made a stupid decision and allegedly broke into a nearby firehouse, smashing one of the building's windows. When firefighters went to investigate the sound of broken glass, they found Gonzales in the midst of an act that they probably weren't expecting: he was reportedly masturbating onto their gear, which he'd removed from their lockers.