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Man in Kentucky Arrested for Breaking Into Firehouse, Allegedly Masturbating On Firemen's Gear (UPDATE: Was the Alleged Firehouse Masturbator a Gay Porn Star?)
Taylor Berman · 02/20/13 10:08PMLast weekend, 27-year-old Nicholas Gonzales got drunk in Louisville, Kentucky. Then, as drunk people tend to do, he made a stupid decision and allegedly broke into a nearby firehouse, smashing one of the building's windows. When firefighters went to investigate the sound of broken glass, they found Gonzales in the midst of an act that they probably weren't expecting: he was reportedly masturbating onto their gear, which he'd removed from their lockers.
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Max Read · 03/16/12 03:19PMMan Arrested For Masturbating on United Flight
Seth Abramovitch · 05/24/11 02:18AMLast week was a rough one for United Airlines, between its Ground Zero ad controversy and an accidental reinstating of the 9/11 flight numbers. So the last thing it really needed was a sticky P.R. nightmare involving a passenger taking the old slogan "come fly the friendly skies" to disgustingly literal extremes.