There's something scarily loose cannon-ish about our favorite plastic surgery patient Alex Kuczynski. In Austin, Texas recently for a reading and signing of Beauty Junkies, she found herself seated in the author's tent next to an "Ann-Margret look-alike (circa "Carnal Knowledge") in a low-cut top," who had written a book about "how for an entire year she said yes to every man or woman who asked her on a date, including a homeless guy and a 70-year-old salsa dancer." Later, Kuczynski refers to her as a "hussy," then leaves to buy cowboy boots without signing anything.