Last night, a Canadian woman shopping for sheets sets realized she might have to sleep in them when the mall closed for the night, locking her inside. Instead of taking advantage of having an entire department store to herself, she took a slightly more civilized route — Twitter.

Just in time for Tax Day, the Fed has released the numbers from the Bearn Stearns and AIG troubled asset purchases. Congratulations! You, American Taxpayer, are the proud owner of a shopping mall in Oklahoma City. [BusinessWeek]