In case you've lost track of time, we'd like to remind you that it's mid-February, and if you've not already started, you're officially behind on organizing your super-sweet, totally bitchin' Hamptons share. Realistically, however, unless you're tossing around some serious dough, whatever you and your brahs secure for summer will likely blow. If you're so lucky as to bring a nice set of tits home from the Star Room one night, she's certainly not going to stay long after she sees your outdoor plumbing.