Two days after it first went missing from a West Hollywood hotel, Lupita Nyong'o's pearl-encrusted Oscars dress was recovered by police on Friday, apparently abandoned as "almost worthless" by the thief.

People's Most Beautiful Person of 2014 is Oscar winner Lupita Nyong'o, unfortunately for news anchors around the U.S., who have no idea how to pronounce her last name. Jimmy Kimmel didn't even need to trick anyone to get this montage of stuttering local newsreaders.