[Tuesday was Brazil's Independence Day! Happy Independence Day, Brazil! This guy—a supporter of Workers Party candidate Dilma Rousseff—brought a sign to the parade. It says: "Lula and the people vote for Dilma for the nation." Pic via AP.]

Brazil's president has placed the fault for this financial crisis right where it belongs: on "white people with blue eyes." They just look shady. Don't like it? Get used to it, Nilla!