Come Back, Zooey Deschanel, We Don't Really Hate You Brian Moylan · 01/18/12 04:00PM In the past we have called satchel of fairy dust Zooey Deschanel a living dog sweater, Bambi's rabbit friend, and hipster labradoodle with bangs, that doesn't mean we hate her. No, Zooey, we want you to come back and read Gawker.