Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining eight celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

Tonight's episode of Real Time gave us yet another vintage Christine O'Donnell clip—and it was a good one. As it turns out, O'Donnell has been annoying people for years! Inside, Bill Maher's montage of her never-ending, crazy exasperation.

Last night, 30 Rock aired a live episode (catch some of it here). During it, Kenneth delivered three messages to Jenna in the hallway of the TGS studio, including a picture sent to her by Brett Favre. Watch inside.

Tonight, 30 Rock was live! And it was good, too. Inside, catch the first few minutes of the episode, featuring Julia Louis-Dreyfus as a younger Liz Lemon, Rachel Dratch as a crazy cleaning lady, and *drumroll* a Brett Favre joke!

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining nine celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

You know that annoying commercial for Tax Masters (the firm that promises to "solve your tax problems") that stars its charisma challenged founder, Patrick R. Cox? Tonight, SNL parodied the ad, complete with a "half-formed twin brother" on Cox's head.

Jane Lynch is hosting tonight's SNL, and—naturally—there are a lot of sketches that feature her playing a mom. Speaking of which, here's a hilarious "commercial" for an embarrassment-reducing product called "Damn It, My Mom Is on Facebook."

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining 10 celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

Last night, we asked whether or not the Dancing with the Stars audience booed for Sarah Palin (watch here). Today, we heard that the show would issue a clarification. Well, we just got it—clarification-providing raw footage, inside!

Sarah Palin is in tonight's DWTS audience to support her daughter, Bristol (watch Bristol's grody routine from last week here). Tom Bergeron interviewed Palin a bit ago, and—just beforehand—the audience booed. Loudly! What gives? The video, inside.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining 11 celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

SNL returned tonight for its 36th season, and Amy Poehler hosted the premiere. One of the episode's highlights was Poehler's monologue, during which a plethora of guest stars—including Justin Timberlake and TIna Fey—showed up for a dream sequence.

Bristol Palin made her long-awaited Dancing with the Stars debut tonight. She danced the Cha-Cha-Cha! She did not do it well! Yes, it turns out Palin is about as good at dancing as she is at using contraception. Watch inside.

Are you ready? Ready for yet another season of Dancing with the Stars? If so, you're in luck: tonight, at 8:00 PM ET on ABC, the season kicks off with a two-hour premiere event! More inside, plus your open thread.

I can't even begin to explain how odd—and, yes, pathetic—this was. I can't! Here's Taylor Swift performing at the VMAs with a ridiculous song she wrote about Kanye West's interruption of her during last year's show. Video inside.

The 2010 MTV VMAs are currently underway (live chat here), and they opened with a bang, as host Chelsea Handler was accosted by a cameo-making Lindsay Lohan in a bit that spoofed Lohan's recent troubles. Video of the intro, inside.

Come one, come all, and join us as we live blog the 2010 MTV Music Video Awards! The white carpet special starts at 8:00 PM ET and the show itself begins at 9:00. Inside, more information and your open thread.

During last night's Miss Universe pageant, judge William Baldwin asked Miss Philippines, "What is one big mistake that you've made in your life, and what did you do to make it right?" Her response? She's made no mistakes! Video inside.

Wyclef Jean formally announced that he's running for president of Haiti tonight on an episode of Larry King Live that was—for some soon-to-be regretted reason—hosted by buffoon Wolf Blitzer. Here are the most mishap-filled moments from the hour.

It's not hard to make Laura Ingraham look stupid—Stephen Colbert did it just two nights ago!—but who would have thought that Bill O'Reilly would make Ingraham look stupid? Inside, video of their heated Factor discussion about school nutrition.