Lance Armstrong was formally stripped of his 7 Tour titles, "banned for life" from cycling, and stoned as a witch today.

In 1996, cycling champion Lance Armstrong was diagnosed with cancer. By 1999, he had recovered and made a miraculous return to win the Tour de France. Five years later, the LIVESTRONG charity, which battles cancer, started distributing yellow rubber bracelets emblazoned with "LIVESTRONG" in honor of Armstrong's courage and tenacity. And now, eight long years later, it's time to cut that dirty motherfucking bracelet off your wrist and throw it into the trash.

Major Garrett on Fox at Barack's headquarters is wearing like five of those plastic bracelets. Yellow, green whatever.