On this very special "from scratch" episode of Little Miss Perfect, both pageant moms relied on their own craftiness to handle the gaudy Frankensteins they were trying to turn their children into.

Just when you think dressing little girls up in glitter and hairspray was getting blasé and overdone, some redneck mom goes and ups the ante. Here's five-year-old Kyndal popping out of a box like a stripper in a birthday cake.