As if it were any kind of surprise, tonight we found out why Marge fell from straight-A student to put-upon housewife. Get all the dirt, plus Homer's choice life advice in this clip.

In tonight's after-halloween Simpsons, Daniel Radcliffe lays down the gauntlet in the battle between the hugely succesful recent fantasy franchises. Watch him just kill it as "Edmund", Lisa's new undead love interest.

During last night's The Simpsons, Lisa and Nelson visited an entrepreneur's convention in search of inspiration to stay in school. They meet Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg, who suggests the opposite and agrees with Nelson's chant of "Better earnin' than learnin'!"

• OMG smoking gun: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are hugging and holding hands and putting their faces close together and everything! It's nearly almost practically lesbian kissing, and thus proof that they are girlfriends in that way. [Egotastic] (Photo via Egotastic)