lindsay-lohan

Justin Bieber's Sexy Rolling Stone Cover Foretells Horrific Lohanesque Decline

Adrian Chen · 07/17/12 01:03PM

Justin Bieber revealed a sneak peek today his August cover of Rolling Stone, which pimps the recently pubertized pop star as "HOT, READY, LEGAL." MTV compares the cover to Justin Timberlake's 2002 cover. But a more unsettling resemblance is to Rolling Stone's cover from exactly eight years ago, the August 2004 cover featuring 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan—similarly hot, ready and legal. And we all know how that ended up.

For Lindsay Lohan's Next Trick, We Will Watch Her Vagina Get Banged With Reckless Abandon, Maybe

A.J. Daulerio · 06/12/12 01:40PM

Even though Lindsay Lohan is currently shooting both Liz and Dick and Lady In A Porsche Smushed Against An 18-Wheeler simultaneously, novelist Bret Easton Ellis announced last night that she has also won a part in the forthcoming film he wrote The Canyons, which is not a about large chasms in the earth created by running water. Lohan will star with America's current male porn person of note, James Deen, and be required to do things and have things done to her simulating real live humping, like this, says the The Daily Mail:

Why, Oh, Why Did Lindsay Lohan Lie

A.J. Daulerio · 06/11/12 04:20PM

This is according to TMZ, whose paid police and EMT sources are earning every dollar this week. Those sources tell Harvey Levin's gossip hounds that once Lindsay arrived at the hospital after her Porsche rammed the 18-wheeler, she panicked and said that she wasn't behind the wheel. This is bad because Lindsay's past run-ins with police officers and drug counselors and judges all insist she be a good girl forever and ever or else she'll find herself in the clink once again.