Moby, America's favorite tea-loving vegan and sometime musician, recently fled the Lower East Side for the more staid Upper West Side. According to Luci On Tour, his apartment once belonged to an opera buff and was "painted floor to ceiling in pastels, depicting jesters with bells on their toes, elephants with frilly collars, monkeys wearing childrens' clothes, flowers, trees, and anything else you can imagine that is busy and weird." Oddly, Moby completely redid the place. Perhaps monkeys in childrens' clothes and elephants with frilly collars smacked too strongly of animal cruelty—or the Lower East Side on a Friday night. —Josh