Today at Gawker.TV, the cast of Jersey Shore sullies the story of the First Christmas by reenacting it themselves, Jason Segel's puppet-centric Rock Opera, MTV's Teen Mom, and a bastardized new version of Let's Make a Deal.

While most of us are at work—or let's face it, asleep— a revamped version of Let's Make a Deal hosted by Wayne Brady is being broadcast. And it sure is wacky.

Yesterday $50 billion thief Bernie Madoff won the right to stay home on house arrest. And the public might not even get the satisfaction of a trial; Bernie is reportedly seeking a plea deal.