Bravo producers attempted to get a big blow up for the finale of Million Dollar Listing last night. All they ended up with was two silly manboys in construction hats verbally sparring about puppies.

Perhaps Mike Darnell, Fox's President Of Alternative Programming and Slowly Destroying the Fabric Of Our Society, slightly oversold his much-anticipated lie-detector show, The Moment of Truth, when he claimed back in November, "You're either going to love it, or think it's the end of Western civilization," as last night's premiere was maddeningly short on the kind of shamelessly exploitative moments we'd been hoping for; neither of the show's first two contestants, confronted with the possibility that their lives could unravel because of a nationally televised confrontation with The Truth, suffered the kind of debilitating stroke or heart attack teased during the pre-release hype.

"Dear Prince: The dinner-jazz stuff is nice and all, but at $3121 or $312.10 a ticket, couldn't you at least play fucking 'Purple Rain'? Love, A Fan" [Would You Blog Me?]