You know it's a cruel city when Ed McMahon — Ed Fucking McMahon! — can be in danger of losing his house while the man responsible for Everybody Loves Goddamned Raymond has built his manse's weekly "movie night" into an apparently newsworthy civic event. Indeed, notes the Times, the show's executive producer Phil Rosenthal has hosted the evenings for decades, starting modestly in New York and eventually moving on to first-come, first-served fêtes at the "Tuscan-style villa" that shitty television built.