lesbians

Reform-Minded Pope Francis Vows He'll Crack Down... on Feminist Nuns

Adam Weinstein · 04/15/13 01:02PM

Oh, dreamy South American Pope Francis, restoring hope in a vibrant, evolving Catholic Church. He's just the pontiff we need to root out the perverted scourge that for so long has besmirched the clergy's ranks: ladies with opinions on things.

Where Is the Woman Who Allegedly Had Hot Lesbian Sex With Florida's Lieutenant Governor in Her Office?

Hamilton Nolan · 07/17/12 11:10AM

Jennifer Carroll is Florida's Lieutenant Governor, second in command to the insane and unpopular Rick Scott. Carroll is one of the few nationally prominent black female Republicans. (She is also insane, but that's a topic for another day.) A former aide to Carroll says that she walked in on her in a sexually compromising position with Beatriz Ramos, Carroll's travel aide. So then—where is Beatriz Ramos?

Something Related to Alleged Hot Lesbian Teachers Has Happened

Hamilton Nolan · 06/15/12 09:01AM

We're all familiar with the case of the Alleged Hot Lesbian Teachers, who were allegedly caught in a hot classroom having hot lesbian sex (with each other), in the classroom, at the school. Yeah. Very familiar. *Disturbing leer* As journalists—*Disturbing leer*—we're committed to keeping you up to date with Alleged Hot Lesbian Teacher sex developments. Yeah. These things develop, alright. *Disturbing leer*

Meet Whitney Houston's Rumored Lesbian Lover, Robyn Crawford

Brian Moylan · 02/20/12 12:35PM

Most of the common theories surrounding Whitney Houston's descent into drugs and eventual death have to do with the influence of her husband Bobby Brown. Now there's a new interesting theory. Maybe it wasn't her marriage to Bobby that turned her into an addict but breaking up with her lesbian lover, Robyn Crawford.

Shocker: Rapper Who Talks About Her 'Cunt Getting Eaten' by Girls Is Bisexual

Hamilton Nolan · 02/02/12 11:38AM

Azealia Banks is the smiley young crush object of certain internet types due in no small part to lyrics like, "Kick it with ya bitch that come from Parisian/ She know where I get mine from, end of season/ Now she wanna lick my plum in the evening/ And fit that tongue-tongue d-deep in/ I guess that cunt gettin eaten." She's also harboring a deep, dark secret, revealed for the first time officially in John Ortved's New York Times profile of her today:

Watch the Navy's First Official Lesbian Kiss

Max Read · 12/22/11 10:28AM

It's too bad the world is going to end next year, because sometimes it seems like it might actually be kind of okay: this is a video of Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta, chosen by raffle to receive the ritual first homecoming kiss, greeting her fiancée Citlalic Snell on the pier—the first same-sex homecoming kiss in Navy history. The couple met in boot camp and kept their relationship secret until the September repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell. "It's nice to be able to be myself," says Gaeta. [Virginian-Pilot]

Woman Steals a Hearse With Corpse Inside After Fight with Girlfriend

Brian Moylan · 09/21/11 04:45PM

Gay men always get stereotyped as being drama queens while the lesbians escape the rap. Well, let's look at the case of Angela DeHart, the lesbian car thief who boosted a hearse with a body in the backseat. This crazy story will change the stereotype.

NBC to Make Show About Lesbo

Richard Lawson · 09/08/11 04:31PM

Finally, television is directly addressing the lesbo community. Also today: Candace Bushnell will never go away, Keira Knightley sets out to do another prestige project, and Michael Keaton has been found.