· Paris Hilton is cleared by the Baltimore police department of charges she "loosened-up" minors for her reality show cameras with drugs and alcohol. A statement from Ms. Hilton as to the hotness of the findings has yet to be released.
· If you, like me, refer to the day The Comeback was cancelled as 'Black Monday,' there is something you can do: sign this petition to bring my poor Valerie back. Hasn't she been through enough?
· Look! Gay unicorns!
· Look! Lesbian Sasquatches!
· Coffee's one thing, but coke is another." Jennifer Love Hewitt weighs in with some sage advice for a beleaguered Kate Moss. This chick's seen ghosts! She knows! Mmkay?!