The more I read about what Quentin Tarantino has to say about his consistently entertaining new slave Western Django Unchained, the less I like the film. This is supremely annoying:

She's 16 in the video; the guy is 44. Lil' Wayne gets caught with prison contraband. Tyra picks a fight with Palin. Leonardo DiCaprio is mistaken for a normal person. Ian McKellen is mistaken for a beggar. Wednesday gossip arrives.

• Owen Wilson will grant his first post-suicide attempt interview tonight—to director Wes Anderson. The chat will be posted at midnight on MySpace. Because blubbering in front of Barbara Walters is so 2005! [USA Today]