We'd love to know which friend and/or hired friend was around when Lindsay Lohan decided to become a clothing designer, because the blessed soul who must have said, "Wellll....maybe you should start with something a bit simpler?" just saved us from a full collection of billowy rock t-shirts and Pat Benatar head bands. Not to mention the inevitable up-all-night habits she would have picked up trying to put together rack after rack of pieces. Instead, we'll only have to suffer through a line of leggings, Lindsay's trademark accessory (so trademark, in fact, that she allegedly wore them for 21 days in a row recently). As long as there's at least one style with easy-to-use and very subtly hidden coke pockets, we won't complain one bit. [People]