It's been almost two years since Saved by the Bell's Lark Voorhies returned to pop culture via a bad makeup job (followed by another). Looking at these pics from Friday's Los Angeles premiere of Where We Started, though, it feels like no time has passed at all.

The Lisa Turtle meltdown of 2012 is still happening. Still.

TMZ interviewed Lark Voorhies/Lisa Turtle, and she talks like she writes: superfluous commas, fake words, the whole bit.

Saved by the Bell star Lark Voorhies, who popped up in a Yahoo! interview earlier this year with an insane approach to cosmetics, is fighting with her mother about her mental state and they're using People as their battlefield.

We're asking because we've missed you and this is a lot to deal with.

Sarah Jessica Parker is turning 44 today. Gloria Steinem turns 75. Elton John is 62. Daniel Boulud is turning 54. Socialite Arden Wohl turns 26. Matthew Barney is 42. Eileen Ford is 87. Aretha Franklin turns 67. Marcia Cross is 47. Today Show film critic Gene Shalit is turning 77. Katharine McPhee is 25. Race car driver Danica Patrick turns 27. The rapper Juvenile is turning 34. And actress Lark Voorhies, best known as Lisa Turtle on Saved by the Bell, is turning 35.