Lady Gaga cooked up a "little monster casserole." Michael Douglas took his kids to Epcot. Mel Gibson tried to get some (proof that his ex was taking) Oxycodone. Friday's gossip is still recovering from the sweet potato marshmallow casserole.

The Real Housewives of Everycity, USA, are all putting out singles, so that means the Gay Housewives should have one too, right? Wrong! But what if it's about "Don't Ask, Don't Tell?" You can't hate it then, right? Double wrong!

No one ate shit during the Skating with the Stars premiere tonight (even Mötley Crüe on Ice Vince Neil stayed upright). But let's meet judge Johnny Weir, two time Olympian and total Gaga-head. Weir's ode to "Poker Face," inside.

Lady Gaga and her parents are now partners in the Manhattan eatery Vince & Eddie's. A fan of the "homey" atmosphere, Gaga is a silent partner in the Italian joint. That means no dress meat on the menu.

[Lady Gaga was (not really) handcuffed and taken out of the back door of a London hotel last night for nicking all the table linens. Image via Pacific Coast News]

[MTV UK staged a tomato fight in London between a Katy Perry "lookalike" and a Lady Gaga "lookalike" to promote the upcoming MTV Europe Music Awards. I know, I know: Europeans! Click for more. Photo via WENN.]

Lady Gaga's meat dress might be old news, but since Halloween is coming up, the New York Daily News resurrects it for one last stunt.

[Lady Gaga is interviewed by Anderson Cooper in London. Image via Splash]

[Old Lady Gaga leaving Shady Pines Retirement Community her hotel in London today. Image via Splash]

Butchers agree that wearing a knockoff of Lady Gaga's meat dress for Halloween is not a good idea.

Everyone's thinking—or at least should be thinking—about what they're going to dress up as for Halloween. Don't fall into the trap and wear one of these clichéd costumes that everyone else will have on. You can do better!

Vanity Fair is supposed to be a "cultural catalyst," a "magazine that provokes and drives the popular dialogue." Then why does it dedicate so many covers to dead ladies? Who's buying these issues? And why is it getting worse?

Last night Nick Swardson's Pretend Time made it's debut on Comedy Central. The show had everything that Swardson had promised: Wheelchair Cat, the uncomfortable Donkey Sex Club, the return of the Gay Robot—and so much more. Videos inside.

We're shocked it took this long for anyone to realize that Lady Gaga once had a small role on the seminal HBO show The Sopranos. Watch as she, AJ Soprano, and some other kids destroy a high school.

Apparently, Lady Gaga is the seventh most powerful woman in the world. Almost as powerful as Hillary Clinton!

Tonight, Larry King Live was graced with the presence of the legendary Liza Minnelli—and it was a doozy. From Lady Gaga to (uncontrollable) laughter, marriages to mocking, serenades to surgeries, and more, the best video moments are inside.

[Lady Gaga wears a coat of hair at the Oak Room in New York. Image via Splash, click to enlarge.]

Lady Gaga is buying a home on Martha's Vineyard. What will she wear there?

Paris Hilton settles a lawsuit and makes history. Lindsay Lohan volunteers at a homeless shelter. Mariah Carey falls onstage at a concert. Lady Gaga dons a black leotard of mourning. Monday gossip is ready for its close-up.

LiLo was "giggling" and downing Jack and Coke when she admitted to using drugs. Lady Gaga's meat dress gets made into jerky. Britney Spears buys a skateboard for her sons. Thursday gossip is totally saturated.