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Johns Hopkins Has Been Skinning Rat Penises for Science

Gabrielle Bluestone · 12/15/13 07:15PM

Johns Hopkins, one of the world's leading research universities, has apparently been skinning rat penises, pissing off PETA and Ron Jeremy, who has been citing his own penis in an effort to shut the experiments down.

Interviewing in Second Life

Tim Faulkner · 05/10/07 06:12PM

HP has revealed in an email invitation that they will be interviewing college students in Second Life from May 15-17. Apparently, HP believes pasty nerds, too timid to brave the sunny quads of academia, are the ideal candidates for their drone army while S&M fetishists make the best consultants. They may also hire a flying penis or two for quality assurance.