The fabled Jersey Shore strike, which has inspired generations of labor activists, has finally ended. But not without cost: Angelina, crushed beneath the pitiless bootheel of capitalism, will not return. Truly, she is the August Spies of our time. [TMZ]

The heroic Wobblies of Jersey Shore may have just executed a successful strike: MTV will reportedly make a deal for somewhere near the cast's initial demand of $30,000 an episode. Solidarity forever! Bread and roses! Bread and roses! [THR]

The cast of Jersey Shore, MTV's reality show about radical situationists, won't shoot new scenes until they get a better deal on their contracts, according to TMZ. Get up, damned of the earth! Get up, slaves of the hunger! [TMZ]