Liberty Ross has filed for divorce from her husband, director and sometime Kristen Stewart sex partner Rupert Sanders.

After months of asking the world what was wrong, and the world sighing "Nothing," and looking out the car window, Kristen Stewart finally realized that Man was still waiting for her to apologize for cheating on him with Rupert Sanders.

In what is likely a little more than a calculated maneuver to reclaim the clothes of his that Kristen Stewart has been wearing, public cuckold and fake vampire for money Robert Pattinson has deigned to live once again with the woman who stole his heart and t-shirt and hat.

How reliable are British tabloids? Not very. But for the sake of our sanity, let's assume that The Sun is correct, and Robsten are back together.

For all the shit she's endured following a youthful indiscretion, Kristen Stewart is now handling her cheating scandal like a pro.

Kristen Stewart has emerged from her grief cave. On her head, a hat. In her hand, a McCafe cup. On her belly, nothing.

When Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson, she probably wasn't thinking about Twilight fans.

Kristen Stewart's movie mom, Jodie Foster, penned an essay for The Daily Beast Wednesday telling everyone to lay off Kristen Stewart.

Sleeping with the director will not always advance your career: Kristen Stewart has been dropped from the planned Snow White and the Huntsman sequel, presumably because of her very public dalliance with director Rupert Sanders.

An unshaven, skinnier, cuckolded Robert Pattinson appeared on The Daily Show Monday night to give his first interview since Kristin Stewart ground up on another man's privates in a park.

Tonight Robert Pattinson re-enters the world via The Daily Show via John Stewart, he who hath the same last name as that backstabbing adulteress, Kristen.

Robert Pattinson's first public comment post-Kristen Stewart's affair: "I intend not to say anything."

The woman made famous by Kristen Stewart, Liberty Ross has allegedly requested that her husband Rupert Sanders no longer direct films starring his side piece, not that anyone asked him to, anyway.

Having lost all sense of reason and purpose for living since his yellow brassiere'd girlfriend was caught rubbing her butt on on the crotch of another, Robert Pattinson is now spending his days holed up in a Country Living nightmare, courtesy of actress Reese Witherspoon, Us Weekly reports.

OK, take this one with a grain of salt — it comes from a British tabloid, so a big grain — but the latest unverifiable rumor in the Kristen Stewart-Robert Pattinson saga is that RPattz wants to have a talk with Liberty Ross, the model wife of the man who had a fling with KStew.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson will not share custody of their dog, because people who share custody of pets post-breakup are weird.

Everyone copes with break-ups differently. Some people seek comfort in new relationships. Some people spend all day playing computer games. Some people craft elaborate fictions imagining how people in break-ups are coping.

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Kristen Stewart has made a cuckold of Robert Pattinson. But how long was the affair going on before she and Sanders got caught? Sources close to Stewart maintained that it started just weeks ago, but also that she and Sanders had only made out; does this look like the arching back of someone who only just made out? No way.

If you've seen the Twilight movies — and my condolences — you know that confrontation between Edward and his romantic rival Jacob generally amounts to a lot of growling and snarls.