Today we heard about a glorious fucksaw demonstration at Northwestern University. What a great story! What it really needs, though, is a song to go along with it. Enter a commenter.

Today we looked at some science stuff that told us that working too much is bad for teens' health. That's what they've been trying to tell you! And what this one commenter would also like to tell you.

Today we looked at crusty ol' Gramps McCain's unending support of Don't Ask Don't Tell, frustrating everyone who read it. One commenter decided to do a little psychological digging to get to the real heart of the three-time centenarian.

Today we talked about the serious and never-endingly controversial topic of circumcision. Should he be, shouldn't he be, etc. Some parents worry their sons will get made fun of by other boys if they're not. Not so, says one commenter!