Vice co-founder Gavin McInnes is still doing edgy things, like getting knocked out cold in a backyard boxing match. Hey, boxing is hard. Don't judge; just enjoy. Gavin: headgear, buddy. Headgear. [StreetCarnage]

New York's Steve Fishman does some digging and concludes that earlier reports of Lehman Bros. CEO Dick Fuld getting knocked da fuck out by an angry employee are probably untrue. So far. [Daily Intel]

Since we don't condone violence around here, we are not going to call this the most awesome story of the day. We'll just tell you this: CNBC has confirmed earlier rumors that Dick Fuld—the CEO who ran Lehman Bros. into the ground—got himself knocked da fuck out at the company gym:

Hey, you know what would make a great sports trend story? Something about how all that ultimate fighting stuff is getting really popular. Gee, what will it do to boxing? Did you know Senator John McCain once called it "human cockfighting?" But now it's really popular on pay-per-view and stuff? Oh, it all goes along with the rise of mixed martial arts, or MMA to people in-the-know. You could even let some fighter guy actually kick you! It'll be great. Yes, this story needs to be permanently retired until somebody can come up with a new angle for it. Because all people really want to see is ultimate fighters getting knockedafuckout. Like so: