Well, folks, the headline pretty much says it all... here's 78 seconds of a really, really, really sleepy cat begrudgingly being woken up by its owners (who want to assure you that it's not drugged—or dead!—just sleepy).

Here's a video of an adorable little kitty cat who smells food. So, what else is it to do than to sit patiently like a human, hoping that a bite falls its way? Well, besides looking *so* cute, that is.

Did you know that there's an old VHS called From Cats to Kittens, starring a creepy cat lady named Ann M. Childers? Well, now you do! Here's a re-edit of the footage—of weirdly comprehensive cat facts—by Rich Juzwiak.

Here's a cat video to trump all other cat videos (until the next great cat video, at least). Watch as the kitten, Caro, attempts to extract the bigger cat, Miho, from a plastic fortress. Caro just wants to play!

If you're familiar with Rich Juzwiak's blog, fourfour, then you undoubtedly know about his "weirdest cat in the world," Winston (catch up here). But did you know that Juzwiak has another cat, Rudy, who really likes to guard socks?

OK, so this is basically the definition of cute—and funny to boot! Watch as an adorable—albeit slightly pudgy—cat paws away at its empty food bowl, gives a look of despair to its owner, and repeats the cycle... adorably.

Here's a 30-second video of three really, really, REALLY cute kitty cats sitting still for their owner. Oh, also: the aforementioned owner spends the 30 seconds stacking oranges on top of the cat's cute little paws. BAWWWWW, amirite? Watch inside.

You know that, "If a black cat crosses your path, it's bad luck" saying? Does it still apply if the cat—named Robocop, here—is busily engaged in a battle with a front-loading washing machine? Or is it just cute?

Here's a video of an adorable pack of puppies adorably attacking an adorable—and annoyed—cat. It's set to music, too, so you know it's good. OK, enough introductions, how about you just come inside and watch it go down?

Each year, the Internet blesses us with a seemingly endless array of cat videos, and 2010 was no different! From cute to curmudgeonly, sappy to scary, tame to thrilling, and more, here's our compilation of the year's best feline-focused offerings.

And now, for your Tuesday edition of "BAWWWWW!" there's this: William, a cat who is nearly too cute for words, tries for a good 45 seconds to fit inside his owner's Nalgene water bottle in the most adorable fail ever.

If you've seen Legally Blonde, then you're likely familiar with the seductive move known as the "Bend and Snap." Well, this video proves that such moves aren't just for humans! Watch as a cute little kitty shows off her stuff.

Meet Tosha! Tosha is an adorable little kitty cat. In this video, Tosha's owner attempts to wake him up—several times—with little success. Watch as Tosha covers his eyes, meows with exhausted disdain for his owner's interruption, and more.

Check out this amazingly cute video of a kitten playing hide and seek inside a McDonald's bag. If Happy Meals came with kittens like these, we'd all be a whole lot fatter, wouldn't we?

Fall in love with this adorably comatose kitten as she gets her ears scratched. The owner calls it "scritching," which might explain the kitten's reaction. Somehow.

For this kitty, a hard choice must be made: will it jump into the sink, where a narrow garbage disposal may suck its paws in, or will it swan dive into a flip-top garbage can instead? Find out inside.

Oh boy—Michael Calderone is... teasing the upcoming Mark Leibovich story on the hellish "journalism-alternative" sweatshop that is Politico. On Twitter. The big story is about Mike Allen, as all of these things are.

That's it from us today. We're taking tomorrow off and will be back up and running on Friday. Have a wonderful Christmas/Fourth Fifth Day of Hannukah/Thursday.