It’s been close to a century since the discovery of King Tutankhamen’s tomb at Egypt’s Valley of the Kings in Luxor, and no find since has matched it in public fascination and “golden splendor.” But that may be about to change, because digital scans of Tut’s tomb have revealed secret doorways that researchers think could contain the biggest discovery in Egypt since the Tomb itself: the burial site of his maybe-mother, Queen Nefertiti.

King Tut, the man inside the golden tomb, was previously understood to be handsome and majestic based on the artistic rendering of his face that appears on his ancient burial mask. But a brief pause before you once again fall asleep fantasizing to King Tut rescue fantasy: A new "virtual autopsy" reveals that the Egyptian teen monarch had buck teeth, a club foot, and just generally looked like an enormous doofus.

Today at Gawker.TV, the Real World's latest cast includes an emotional-yet-homophobic skater bro, Stephen Colbert solves the mystery of King Tut's missing unit, how to take an icing like a real bro, and Jason Segel gets interviewed by a 10-year-old.

Is it a case of theft, or maximum shrinkage? Only The Colbert Report has the balls to expose this chilling mystery.

After discussing Al Gore's masseuse incident, the ladies of The View moved on to another famous politician's failings: King Tut's Micro-Penis! Although the missing penis was there when he was first unwrapped, Whoopi doesn't think it was theft.

Tutankhamen's penis is missing! Maybe you think it was the victim of a "brutal autopsy"? Or, if you're conspiracy-minded, you think someone removed it because it was "under-developed"? Either way, you're thinking about a mummy's penis. [New Scientist]