Well, that was dark, huh? In perhaps the most unresolved Housewives finale in memory, the ladies of the canyons all but tore each other to pieces, dredging up old secrets and long-held resentments and throwing them around like black confetti.
Last night was the big night of Kim's date! Weren't you so excited? Did you do your hair and pick out a nice outfit for the special occasion? Was it leopard print? It had to be leopard print.
Last night was the second time our sad-eyed ladies of the canyon went on a trip together, this time all the way over here to our own towering New York. And, of course, a fun trip turned ugly.
There was turmoil on Broadway when the girls took a trip to New York and had a fancy dinner. The controversy over a statement Kyle may or may not have made exploded and turned into a giant fight. Game on!
Last night's episode was all about how children will listen. Be careful of what you do, children will learn. But these women, well some of them, aren't careful, so their children will grow up to be terrible.
On last night's episode everyone left cushy Beverly Hills for the fuzzy thrills of Las Vegas, that town fueled by money and sweaty desire. It's a glitzy place, but it's a sad place too. And last night was no exception.
Know what today is? Lori Petty's birthday, yes. But also: it's premiere day for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the next meat-show to come out of the Bravo dream factory. Just who are these Housewives? Let's find out!
I am of two minds on the upcoming iteration of Bravo's moneymaker. We don't really need more housewives—but Beverly Hills is so perfect for this franchise, and Kelsey Grammer's Playboy trophy wife has been waiting so patiently.
