Ex-Dell CEO Kevin Rollins is getting the bum's rush on his way out. Other execs who do far worse routinely waddle out of boardrooms with divorce packages in the tens of millions. By contrast, Rollins gets only $5 million — and that's doled out in $1 million installments spread over more than a year's time. Michael Dell may throw in the occasional atomic swirly (gratis) just to maximize the humiliation.